Armando Montelongo's Bikini Wrecking Crew

Hello, Armando Fans (or NOT).

This is Connie, reporting form Montelongo Central.

Did someone say SEX SCANDAL? I say, how about the Bikini Wrecking Crew??

So you don't rip it out of my computer yourselves, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kCF1D7Ce0I

I guess being a Rich Jerk just gives you the right to ogle babes. What a life you lead, Armando. Not too many men can say they spend their work day surrounded by beautiful young women in bikinis. There they were, though, a group of gals decked out in brightly colored bikinis, with the words "Beer 'n All" written on their butts. What the heck does that mean, anyway?????

Oh, and did they work?(Yeh, they worked it, all right) They were supposed to work, weren't they, Armando? I think you're the first boss in history to feed the crew first, then put them to work. Lucky they didn't all fall asleep! Oh, that's right...they couldn't eat anyway, for fear of falling out of those little nothings they were wearing...... And who wears high heeled sandals on a construction site??? They all did!!! Can you say, "Workman's Comp, Montelongo????"

Oh, and when these lovely, ogled ladies did actually work on this house, they handled their tools like the pros they were. Dabbing here and lightly scraping there. Wouldn't want to mess up those skimpy bikinis now, would we? Did anything get done that day, Montelongo? Or did you throw away a precious day of flipping????

I guess Rich Jerks don't remember the old adage, "Waste not, want not." But they sure have fun not doing it!

Be Back Soon,
Connie